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Yuletide Fairy on AO3!

W00t!

If you are wanting to post a story for yuletide as Yuletide Fairy, because the mask is totally shareable *G*, here are a couple of ways to do so, based purely on my theoretical knowledge of the archive workings and not as yet tested in reality.

1. You can name [archiveofourown.org profile] yuletidefairy as a co-author and drop me a request to take your name off it (this is how proxy posting is occurring). Downside: I get to know who you are.

2. You can create a pseud of "yuletide fairy" or what have you associated to your account, post your story with said pseud, and then orphan the story, removing your username from it.

Mmmm yuletide.

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Yuletide Fairy is the People

*dies laughing*

Right, so, Yuletide Fairy is the people! Multiple personages posted anonymously under this sock this year, a matter of great hilarity to me. So if you want to guess who the Yuletide Fairy is, you'll have to tell me what story she wrote for you!

I (primary sock-holder) admit to writing 3 this year; 1 story I know the author of, 1 I suspect, 1 I cannot confirm or deny any knowledge of, and 1 I have no freaking clue. Isn't it exciting?

Oh dear.

I wrote a story in a fandom I hadn't consumed all the canon for. I still haven't, but I've gotten a bit farther than I had when I wrote the story.

I've been... I'm not sure this is the appropriate term when I'm consuming a source after it has closed? But nonetheless, regarding my fannish production vs my fannish consumption: I've been Kripked.

They went there.

This is why I was afraid of writing it before I finished consuming the source.

OTOH: Ahahahahahaha the canon pretty. Hee.

pinch-hits

omg, self, "vaguely canon-compliant" means you can make shit up already.

to the nearest 5,000 words...

It is three in the morning, I have work tomorrow, more pinch-hits and treats than I know what to do with, and the bastards I am writing at this particular moment want a romance.

I had better get out of this story at under 5,000 words.

MAKE OUT, YOU BASTARDS.

Pinch-hitting: now with more vomiting.

You know, I was thinking about calling in sick for yuletide tomorrow. Now I have a legitimate excuse to do so. On the other hand, I'm also actually sick, so I think some of my stories are getting shorter.

*rubs hands together*

Got myself a pinch-hit in this last flurry.

Going to have to reabsorb some canon. Damn.

Whew.

Caught up reading skimming yuletide letters. Have tagged 50 requests in 42 fandoms. A couple of which I have not previously consumed.

Oh, yuletide.

Santa letters, goat letters

Assignments have been out for about two hours and I have 5 letters earmarked for "I could write that..."

I looked over the list of stuff I started and didn't finish last year, and there's two that I kind of want to continue, even though I know at least one of the requesters requested other fandoms this year. It would be, er, a highly unexpected gift?

Chocolate pomegranate goat's cheesecake

Bernard made me bake tonight.

Chocolate pomegranate goat's cheesecake

Crust:
2 cups ground walnuts
2 tbsp honey

Cake:
4 cups (32 oz) soft goat's milk cheese (chèvre)
4 eggs
2 tsp lemon juice
2 tbsp flour
about 3/4 to 7/8 cup honey
about 1 cup of pomegranate seeds
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

Mix ground walnuts and honey, spread on bottom of springform pan.

Mix cheese and eggs. Add lemon juice, flour, and honey. Fold in pomegranate seeds.

Separate off 1 1/2 cup batter in another bowl. Mix with melted chocolate chips.

Layer white and chocolate batters in springform pan. Marble with a knife.

Bake at 325°F for an hour; turn off oven and leave cheesecake in oven an additional half hour.

Cool before eating.



Could be made completely cow-free by using unadulerated chocolate and some extra honey; could be made gluten-free by dropping out the flour (flour makes it a New York cheesecake, which is not a necessity of cheesecakeness).